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NobEssence Seduction in Padauk wood, lying out in the sun.
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Guest Review: Seduction

It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my extreme fervor for this dildo may have gotten lost somewhere, confined to emails and little Twitter freakouts and cruel Tumblr ultimatums. But case in point: I once had a dream I...
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Epiphora's 6-year blogiversary giveaway — 37 sex toy prizes!
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6-year blogiversary giveaway winners!

...Pure Wand and njoy Pure Plug go to Kaitrina! The Fun Factory Stronic Eins and PicoBong Ako go to Julia! The njoy Pure Wand and Liberator Throw go to Briana! The Fun Factory Bootie, NobEssence Romp, and a Lovehoney Lockable Toy Case go to Ash! A VixSkin dildo and the Aslan Jaguar harness go to Jordan! The Eroscillator Top Deluxe / Soft Finger Combo goes...
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Sex toy Black Friday + Cyber Monday sales!

...Fun Factory US Vibratex Mystic Wand for $54 at Lovehoney SheVibe BEST FOR: orders over $125, especially for the Doxy Wand, and more unique lines such as NobEssence, New York Toy Collective, Liberator, etc. SheVibe is my favorite online shop. Not only is it run by amazing people who care,...
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Sex toy Black Friday + Cyber Monday sales!

...$125, especially for the LELO Mona 2, Doxy Wand, and more unique lines such as NobEssence, New York Toy Collective, Funkit Toys, and Hole Punch. SheVibe is my favorite online shop. Not only is it run by amazing people who care, their selection is also super comprehensive and pretty unparalleled....
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NobEssence Romp on a concrete surface.
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Review: Romp

Accustomed as I am to receiving beautiful and high-quality sex toys in the mail, I usually do not feel my heart pounding when I open a new toy. When I opened the NobEssence Romp, however, I could feel my throat tightening and my heart beating faster. I quickly removed the...
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Romp butt plug in gorgeous honey-colored Mora wood.
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Giveaway: New decade, new butt plug

...in my ass” — the NobEssence Romp. Just try not to want this beautiful piece of wood in one of your orifices: NobEssence sent this Romp straight to me, clearly to taunt me and test my self-control. It’s made of Mora wood, and is a gorgeous deep caramel color. This...
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Romp butt plug in gorgeous honey-colored Mora wood.
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New decade, new butt plug winner!

Subscribe to my blog to be alerted when I launch future giveaways. Wow! The response to my New decade, new butt plug giveaway was enormous! Thank you all for commenting, tweeting, blogging, and salivating over the NobEssence Romp. I wish I could give a Romp to all of you. And the...
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Penetralia Number 23... and someone guarding.
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Review: Penetralia Number 23

...you can tell the shape is slightly imperfect. The coating also isn’t as thick as on a NobEssence piece, but I’m told that has been altered due to my previous review (ENACT CHANGE, Y’ALL). The Number 23’s best end is its simple bulbed one. As bulbs tend to be, it...
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A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.
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Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

...on the regular. More importantly, there’s little reason to opt for a toxic sex toy when so many affordable body-safe options exist. How to determine if a sex toy is body-safe Clockwise, from bottom left: We-Vibe Rave (silicone), Tantus Cush (silicone), Vixen Creations Buck (silicone), NobEssence Seduction (wood), Crystal Delights...
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Sex toy Black Friday + Cyber Monday sales!

...or Babeland Jopen Comet G Wand for $30 at PinkCherry (code CYBER) Eroscillator for $145.50 at GoodVibes NobEssence Romp for $82.50 at GoodVibes We-Vibe Tango for $50 at Lovehoney 25% off Fleshlight brand products at Fleshlight (Out of stock) 25% off closeout toys at Tantus (code WINTERWONDERLAND) 40% off all...
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Sex toys for all — win one of more than 50 sex toy prizes!

...donated by Fucking Sculptures. Glass dildos made entirely by hand? Count me fucking in. Get an implement with which to pound your P-, A-, or G-spot from their catalog of gorgeous designs. Note: This prize excludes the Double Trouble.   The NobEssence Seduction, donated by SheVibe. The Seduction is one of my top...
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Sex toys for all giveaway winners

...Wand, donated by Stockroom, goes to… Alex! The We-Vibe Pleasure Mate Collection, donated by We-Vibe, goes to… Caitlin! The njoy Pure Plug in your choice of size, donated by Lovehoney, goes to… Anna! The Fucking Sculptures product of your choice, donated by Fucking Sculptures, goes to… Chassy! The NobEssence Seduction, donated by SheVibe, goes to… Clary!...
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Epiphora's sex toy Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales and deals!
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Sex toy Black Friday + Cyber Monday sales!

...as New York Toy Collective, NobEssence, Funkit Toys, and Hole Punch. SheVibe is my favorite online shop ever. Not only is it run by amazing people who care, their selection is also super comprehensive and pretty unparalleled. Now through Monday 12/2 EST, it’s an escalating sale at SheVibe: the more...
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