GOBBLE GOBBLE, peeps. I’m here to help you get the best Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals on sex toys! If you’ve been waiting to buy something I raved about, now is probably the time. Discounts like these don’t happen on such a grand scale at any other time of the year. The best part? You can stay in your pajamas!
Friday through Monday, get 20% off all sex toys1 at fabulous Canadian indie sex shop Come As You Are, plus a discount card for 15% off a future purchase, with code TAKETWENTY. My favorites are all listed here, and the exchange rate is such that if you’re an American, many toys are at their best price anywhere.2 Plus, Canadians automatically get free shipping on orders $50+, and Americans get free shipping on orders $150+.
SheVibe is my favorite online shop. Not only is it run by amazing peoplewho care, their selection is also super comprehensive and pretty unparalleled. Now through Monday EST, it’s an escalating sale at SheVibe: the more you buy, the more you save! Plus free U.S. shipping with orders over $75.
My favorite worldwide sex toy shop, Lovehoney, is offering a steep 30% off my favorite toys, in addition to their other amazing sales and special offers, now through Saturday, December 2nd. You’ll also get a free satin drawstring storage bag with your order, great for gift-giving!
BEST FOR: really really cheap silicone butt plugs and dildos, specific Tantus toys.
Blink and you might miss this 24-hour sale: get 40% off sitewide at Tantus Cyber Monday only with code CYBERMOANDAY.4 Or, get a FREE grab bag Curve dildo ($50 value!) with purchases over $70 now through Monday with code EPIPHORA. You must add the dildo to your cart.
BEST FOR:Mona 2 and international purchases of other LELO products.
LELO’s offering deep discounts on many of their toys through Wednesday, November 29th or while supplies last. Get an additional 5% off already discounted products with code PIPHBF — this makes my great love the Mona 30% off! Everyone gets free shipping, even international orders!
Do you understand how madly in love I am with Early to Bed? Especially because they worked with me on a special deal just for my readers again this year. Now through Thursday (yup, we extended it!), buy at least one product from my favorites page and get 15% off your total order with coupon code EPIPHORA15. Plus, if you spend over $50 (before discount!) you’ll get a free sex toy pin! Specify in the order notes which one you’d like.
Although this may not be the steepest discount you can get, Early to Bed is one of the greatest little indie sex shops around. They’re not afraid to call out sexism in the industry and they work their butts off to provide accurate sex ed day after day, so you should support them!
Want something not included in the sale? Save 20% on your order with code BLACK20.
Fleshlight — 25% off Fleshlight products + freebies!
40% off combo packs, 25% off Fleshlight brand products, and 15% off sitewide at Fleshlight and and their gay site, Fleshjack! Plus, the more you spend, the more cool shit you get with your order:
Spend $100, get free shipping and gift
Spend $150, get free shipping, gift, and Holiday Quickshot
Spend $200, get free shipping, gift, Holiday Quickshot, and Mystery Sleeve
Spend $250, get free shipping, gift, Holiday Quickshot, Mystery Sleeve, and Interactive Device (Fleshlight) or Surprise Toy (Fleshjack)
Sliquid — 35% off everything
BEST FOR: stocking up on super discounted lube and body products!
Sliquid is my favorite lube ever. Black Friday through Cyber Monday central time, get an amazing ~35% off all orders at Sliquid with code EPIPHORA. (Their sale is 25% off storewide, then my code takes off an additional 10%.) That means 2 oz bottles of my water-based faves H2O and Sassy are less than $5 each, or get a sample pack to test different formulas.
Get 15% off any membership to queer porn empire CrashPadSeries.com (the best deal they ever offer!) with code EPIPHORA now through the end of November! Arguably one of the greatest queer porn sites on the internet, Crash Pad documents hotties of all flavors sexing it up in beautifully-shot harmony. It will affirm your identity AND make you wanna masturbate. Worth it solely to see this hot scene between Nikki Darling and James Darling. Ungf.
Or join PinkLabel.tv for a discounted price of $9.99/month. It’s like the Netflix of queer porn, with indie porn from all different studios for you to stream whenever you want!
Here’s how that works: when you buy something online from another country, your credit card/PayPal is billed in the home country’s currency, and your payment processor applies the exchange rate. So, for instance, if an American buys $100 of sex toys from CAYA in Canada, they’ll actually be charged about $78.63 USD. You can calculate the exchange rate in advance by Googling “$100 CAD in USD,” etc. Americans are not charged duties unless their order exceeds $800.
Offer cannot be retroactively applied. You must be using one of the three discount codes. Gift cards will be provided in shipped packages and will be valid 1/1/18 through 2/28/18.
Excludes Feeldoes, Realdoes, Rumble, and other brands.
Excludes Fun Factory, We-Vibe, Womanizer, Magic Wand, SpareParts, OhMiBod, and Dame.
Excluding Fun Factory, Crave, and Magic Wand Original/Rechargeable