We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces...
I say this every year, but HOLY FUCK, PEOPLE. You went nuts in my 6-year blogiversary giveaway. Over 3,600 individual...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
Let’s start with the stuff I’m actually psyched about, eh? Fun Factory has edited their Share double-ended dildo so that it includes a rechargeable vibrating bullet. GIVE TO ME, YES. They also released the Boss dildo, and several battery-operated vibes: Joupie, Jazzie, and Jam. Tenga has also been hard at...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
October is the month when the leaves start turning, my sweaters finally get put to good use, and I celebrate...
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again,...
OhMiBod is commonly known as the sex toy company that makes music- and app-responsive vibrators, but their Lovelife line is a departure, and a valiant...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
It wouldn’t be enough to call my great Mona summer party giveaway a success. Over 1,000 humans entered via the widget,...
Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party...
The stone egg of my dreams showed up at work the other day. I’ve been waiting patiently for it, ogling...
Everyone pause and bask in this moment. I have found a sex toy crowdfunding campaign that isn’t shitty. It’s a squeezable silicone...
Kynan greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex toys. Eleven toys, all of them my favorites,...
I have to restrain myself from getting too excited about this, but Fun Factory is releasing a butt plug that...
