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September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

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How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

January 10, 2015

...then beyond. I was so impressed with myself! I recounted the experience in my review of the toy: I was very, very turned on, which lead me to almost immediately thrust hard with the G-spot end. The flat and wide tip went straight to my G-spot, quickly stirring in me the...

The LELO Mona 2 rechargeable vibrator in three colors: purple, red, and cerise (pink), lying on a cream-colored knit fabric.

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Review: Mona 2

November 12, 2012

...November 6, 2019 Review: Rave Epiphora · November 18, 2016 Review: Siri 2 Epiphora · May 21, 2016 Review: Eroscillator Epiphora · November 8, 2009 That really is one of the benefits of all LELO toys. You can start with the slightest tickle… and now you can progress to a...

Epiphora’s all-time favorite sex toys

March 27, 2013

...Passionfruit (AU/NZ) Wondering where to shop or hunting for discount codes? Visit my Epiphora-approved sex shops and sales & deals pages. Check out my toybox for all my reviews and my gift-giving guide for more on choosing toys. Vibrators BMS Pillow Talk Sassy Rumbly vibrations and only $65 — if...

The LELO Mona 2 rechargeable vibrator in three colors: purple, red, and cerise (pink), lying on a cream-colored knit fabric.

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I got back-ups of my favorite vibrator and life is perfect

May 12, 2014

...set of one sex toy. 10-year-old My Little Pony collector me is losing her shit right now. And finally, the dream I penned in my review became a reality: I have double-teamed with one Mona in my vag and one against my clit. I’m pretty sure angels sang. Lest you deem...

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Sex toy Black Friday + Cyber Monday sales!

November 27, 2019

...review), Neo, and Juice (all less than $16 in this sale!), and some excellent dildos are the Magma (my review), Cush (my review), Echo (my review), Goddess (my review), and Sport ($17-32). The Super Soft C Ring ($5, yo) is also rad. Shop Tantus Spectrum Boutique — 20% off my...

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Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2023)

November 21, 2023

...my review.) Touch X: $74 at Liberator (code SEDUCE) Tango X: $39 at Liberator (code SEDUCE) Original Tango: $39 at We-Vibe Liberator Wedge + Throw — still available as of 12/13! Upgrade your sex life with a supportive pillow and waterproof blanket. Sex positions are infinitely better — and oh...

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Will Write for Dildos: How and Why Companies and Reviewers Should Work Together

October 5, 2013

...free to download and comment upon, followed by a linked list of all the questions we tackled. https://soundcloud.com/heyepiphora/will-write-for-dildos-panel What do you look for in a company/reviewer partnership? How do you break the ice when you’re starting a reviewing partnership? What makes a good review, and should negative reviews be subject...

Sex toy Black Friday + Cyber Monday sales!

November 25, 2020

...things I love, all detailed on this page. My favorite anal toys are the Ryder (my review), Neo, and Juice (all less than $16 in this sale!), and some excellent dildos are the Magma (my review), Cush (my review), Echo (my review), Goddess (my review), and Sport ($17). The Super...

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

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Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

April 1, 2024

...time. I would see mommy blogs like this — eye-searing designs, godawful writing — and then discover that somehow, that blogger was sent a free sex toy in exchange for a review. HOW?! I was personally offended. Back then, I read so many excessively positive, male-gaze-y reviews. I wanted to...

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November 24, 2021

...usage really pays off. Toy name links to my review. These are likely to sell out, so don’t delay! njoy Pure Wand $88 at Peepshow Toys through 12/10 or while supplies last! $90 at Liberator with free gift (code WINTER) Magic Wand Rechargeable $94 at Liberator with free gift (code...

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EdenFantasys: A pattern of deception

May 21, 2010

...or more by intentionally abusing the system. Abuse will include but not be limited to the following actions: – publishing a large number of reviews in a short period of time; unless clear proof of the product ownership by the author is established; – publishing plagiarized reviews, nonsensical reviews (reviews...

Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday!

November 23, 2022

...you spend $325+) through Wednesday 11/30 EST. Browse my favorites page for ideas. Shop Peepshow Toys Liberator — tiered discounts (NEW 12/1) BEST FOR: positioning pillows, sex blankets, and free gifts, oh my! (Toys too, because 30% off is the shit.) New deal 12/1: tiered discounts! Spend $100 at Liberator...

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Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

December 31, 2018

...to that or my Aneros Evi review, but although my Evi review has a lot of good zings, my Queen Bee review explores every nook and cranny of the toy’s “features” and why they all add up to a shitshow. I took no prisoners writing that one, and I love...

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Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2016

December 31, 2016

...you’d like: Best Sex Toys of 2016 Worst Sex Toys of 2016 The Ends Justify the Means (My favorite review and quotes of the year.) Best of the Rest (My greatest non-review post of the year.) Hardest to Wrangle (My most difficult review to write.) I Risked My Life for You; You Are...

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November 25, 2015

...2 (here’s why, and here’s another reason why). I also love the Luna Beads (review here), Mia (review here), and Siri (review here). Also, if you’ve been wanting the astronomically expensive but rumored to be awesome Hugo prostate vibrator, it’s $164.25. Tantus BEST FOR: really inexpensive silicone butt plugs and...

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Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2013

December 31, 2013

...after, why I hate pink, and why I think sex toys should not be called “pleasure objects.” I wrote my epic beginner’s guide to sex toy reviewing and gave you a peek into my life as a sex toy reviewer. But most of all, I tried heaps of new sex toys and brought my wrath down upon...

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