What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant men wrong? I never wanted to have to... Keep Reading
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions... Keep Reading
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a... Keep Reading
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am... Keep Reading
The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character... Keep Reading
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%... Keep Reading
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog... Keep Reading
They’ve figured us out, guys. THEY KNOW. People… actually… use… vibrators. The newest model on the shelves is the Tri-Phoria,... Keep Reading
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London.... Keep Reading
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used... Keep Reading
I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it... Keep Reading
The Evolved Lucky 11 is part of Evolved’s “Roulette” line. As such, it has a wheel embedded in its base... Keep Reading
The Ophoria Bliss 8 is not kidding around. It is not joking. It is not pulling your leg, nor is... Keep Reading
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right.... Keep Reading
Those who remember the wrath I unleashed on the Nomi Tang Better than Chocolate may be surprised that I was... Keep Reading
I’m just going to have to admit defeat with this one. The Nexus G-Rider is too much for my butt.... Keep Reading
