What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant men wrong? I never wanted to have to...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character...
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%...
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
They’ve figured us out, guys. THEY KNOW. People… actually… use… vibrators. The newest model on the shelves is the Tri-Phoria,...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
The Evolved Lucky 11 is part of Evolved’s “Roulette” line. As such, it has a wheel embedded in its base...
The Ophoria Bliss 8 is not kidding around. It is not joking. It is not pulling your leg, nor is...
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
Those who remember the wrath I unleashed on the Nomi Tang Better than Chocolate may be surprised that I was...
I’m just going to have to admit defeat with this one. The Nexus G-Rider is too much for my butt....
