I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
Just as I am not a lube connoisseur, I am also not a condom connoisseur. I haven’t tried a ton...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...