We shivered in our seductive outfits. It was October, two days before my birthday, in a damp backyard. Party attendees...
It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
I’m not the ideal candidate for a double-ended dildo, mainly because my boyfriend is not ready for penetration in the...
Sometimes I talk about the future of sex toys whimsically, hopefully, as though all toys will one day be made...
