As with any type of collector, the phrase “limited edition” is like a dog whistle to my ears. Add the color...
THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,...
Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
The Number 23 is not, as you might think, a psychological thriller starring Jim Carrey, but instead a wooden dildo made by...
So I’m pretty sure my neon and tie dye VixSkin giveaway has been my most successful giveaway to date. AND...
I guess I’m an old geezer, because I remember when Ophoria was the brand new sex toy company on the...
So after screaming “IS THIS REAL LIFE???” and recovering from my initial heart attack when I heard about these new...
So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the original Peter Piper is the one from 1813 who picked a peck of pickled peppers, not a glass dildo for potheads. But then again, this is from Pipedream,...
Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on...
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
Thank you all for making my Penetralia giveaway a rousing success! I’m so thrilled to be the first one to...
When do you ever get the chance to own a gorgeous, handmade sex toy before practically anyone else? When I’m...
Aside from a handful of super indie manufacturers and some really sad bigwig attempts, wooden sex toys have primarily been the...
Nobody wants to know how the njoy Fun Wand is. Everyone just wants to know how the Fun Wand compares to...
Sometimes I wait an embarrassingly long time to clean my sex toys. But that’s the beauty of non-porous toys — they clean...
Aidyn! Thank you all for entertaining me for hours with your ideas for what you’d put in a custom dildo....