The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a...
Have you ever thought to yourself, “dildos are fun and all, but they’d be way cooler if I could put...
A glass dildo shaped like an actual cock sounded pretty nice. I’m a fiend for many realistic dildos, so why...
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
The shiny twisty swanky glass dildo giveaway has concluded, and I must say, it was a roaring success! Not only...
I mourned the death of sex toy company Jollies half a year ago, but it looks like we all might...
You want this dildo. First, as you can see, it’s gorgeous. It’s glimmery. It’s iridescent. It has an effing Swarovski crystal...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
It’s almost 2012, so you (maybe) know what that means — it’s time for me to list my top and...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
My first wooden dildo was the NobEssence Linger, a meager yet bulbous little thing with a finger hole. The NobEssence Allure is...
It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
