The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
Um. It’s made of volcanic ash stone. It’s $430. It’s Pure Wand-shaped. And it can go in my vagina anytime,...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more...
Yes, this is real life. Awesome silicone sex toy manufacturer Tantus has decided to make a limited run of three...
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
These kinds of emails are the best to receive: It’s time for another round of awkward question of the day:...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
I have never seen a sex toy angled like Vamp Talula. I mean, this thing is nuts. Just look at it....
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
The Luxotiq Isis is a bit of a goody-goody. It’s sugary pink in color, with smooth, clean, harmless lines. It...
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
Oh joy! Oh rapture! My first ceramic toy! This is the Signature, a very shiny ceramic dildo made by Duncan...
Damn! You guys really like dildos, don’t you?! The response to my Squeeze some VixSkin giveaway was immense. I wish...