It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
My first wooden dildo was the NobEssence Linger, a meager yet bulbous little thing with a finger hole. The NobEssence Allure is...
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
It’s almost 2012, so you (maybe) know what that means — it’s time for me to list my top and...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
You want this dildo. First, as you can see, it’s gorgeous. It’s glimmery. It’s iridescent. It has an effing Swarovski crystal...
I mourned the death of sex toy company Jollies half a year ago, but it looks like we all might...
The shiny twisty swanky glass dildo giveaway has concluded, and I must say, it was a roaring success! Not only...
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
A glass dildo shaped like an actual cock sounded pretty nice. I’m a fiend for many realistic dildos, so why...
Have you ever thought to yourself, “dildos are fun and all, but they’d be way cooler if I could put...
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a...
Aidyn! Thank you all for entertaining me for hours with your ideas for what you’d put in a custom dildo....
Sometimes I wait an embarrassingly long time to clean my sex toys. But that’s the beauty of non-porous toys — they clean...