The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
I like toys that do all the taking-good-photos work for me. The Crystal Twist is one of those toys. As...
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...
How often do you masturbate? You have quite a collection of toys; do you end up using most of them?...
These people just cut to the chase. They called their company Fucking Sculptures. I like that gumption. I like it a...
It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...
Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
I HATE WRITING POSTS LIKE THIS, but you guys deserve to know before it’s too late. These beauties from Vixen...
If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,...
2013 was a good year. I attended CatalystCon East AND CatalystCon West (even doing a panel), hit 500 posts, became a superhero, conducted my most elaborate April Fool’s...
Want a fantastical dildo in the shape of a unicorn horn or tentacle? This is your last chance. [Edit, years later:...