I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
The Luxotiq Isis is a bit of a goody-goody. It’s sugary pink in color, with smooth, clean, harmless lines. It...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
I have never seen a sex toy angled like Vamp Talula. I mean, this thing is nuts. Just look at it....
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
These kinds of emails are the best to receive: It’s time for another round of awkward question of the day:...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it...
Yes, this is real life. Awesome silicone sex toy manufacturer Tantus has decided to make a limited run of three...
When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
Um. It’s made of volcanic ash stone. It’s $430. It’s Pure Wand-shaped. And it can go in my vagina anytime,...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...