The Fun Factory Tiger is just begging me to make a bunch of tiger jokes, puns, and references. But I...
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
Take just a moment to ogle the photographs of the Phallix Twisted Lattachino Love Wand, and you will quickly see...
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it...
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
Finally, a manufacturer is going balls-to-the-wall with their silicone sex toy designs — and I love how flamboyant and playful they are. Spanish company BS Atelier makes a dildo for everyone: one for vegans and/or those who miss Gateway computer boxes, one for horror fans, another for people who like to splatter paint, and even one...
My contest for two glorious glass dildos from RubyGlass21 has come to a close, and I was delighted with the...
When SheVibe found the last living neon green Mustang under a low shelf in their warehouse, we had to team up to give...
It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...
Want a fantastical dildo in the shape of a unicorn horn or tentacle? This is your last chance. [Edit, years later:...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
You want this dildo. First, as you can see, it’s gorgeous. It’s glimmery. It’s iridescent. It has an effing Swarovski crystal...
The shiny twisty swanky glass dildo giveaway has concluded, and I must say, it was a roaring success! Not only...
As a graduation present to myself, I ordered two dildos from Tantus’ grab bag section: the Twist and the Acute...
Sometimes I wait an embarrassingly long time to clean my sex toys. But that’s the beauty of non-porous toys — they clean...