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Best & Worst Sex Toys of the Year Guides

Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2017

December 31, 2017

2017 was a landmark year for this old blog. I commemorated an entire decade of blogging about sex toys, got... Keep Reading

Doc Johnson TruSkyn line: Tru Butt Plug Smooth, Tru Ride, Tru Feel, Tru Curve sitting on a black platter on top of a bed.

Anal Toys Dildos Sex Toy Reviews

Review: Doc Johnson TruSkyn

December 10, 2017

I should start with an apology, because when this line of sex toys came out, I mocked it. “Hahahahaha Doc... Keep Reading

Bro Sleeve (Doc Johnson Helping Head masturbation sleeve) on fuzzy red and orange carpet.

Guest Reviews Penis Toys Sex Toy Reviews

Guest Review: Bro Sleeve (Good Head Helping Head sleeve)

April 21, 2015

As exciting as my vagina is to you people, I know it’s not the be-all-end-all of genitals. There are certain... Keep Reading

Bendable Vertebrae vibrators: colorful, worm-like vibrators in strange positions... because they have SPINES.

"The Industry"Banter Greatest Hits Toybox Reports

Terrible sex toys I used to lust after

July 22, 2013

In 2007 when I started reviewing sex toys, I knew nothing about them. Oh, I knew that jelly was bad in theory,... Keep Reading

Best & Worst Sex Toys of the Year Guides

Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2012

December 20, 2012

Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me... Keep Reading

Dildos Sex Toy Reviews

Review: James Deen dildos

October 15, 2012

THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,... Keep Reading

Joy Finger, a vibrator with a bandaid-colored human-like finger-shaped sleeve on the end.

Features Hell Yes / Um, No

Um, No: “Joy” Finger

March 2, 2010

In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson. I... Keep Reading

Sex Toy Reviews Vibrators

Review: iVibe Egg

June 23, 2009

Sure, bullet/egg vibes rule. They’re tiny and portable and made for the clit. In a way, they’re all bound to... Keep Reading

Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

Review: Dame Kip and Pom

Review: Zumio E

Guest Review: Jack stroker & packer

Review: OhMyG

Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

Dildos in a pandemic: the sex toy industry and COVID-19

That time I came out to my entire high school

Welcome to the NEW Hey Epiphora!

The (not so) harrowing tale of my IUD insertion

Epiphora-approved sex toy shops

Sex toy sales, deals, and promos

Epiphora-approved porn