You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
The Number 23 is not, as you might think, a psychological thriller starring Jim Carrey, but instead a wooden dildo made by...
Tantus has long been known for its amazing pure silicone toys, but their new Alumina line of aluminum dildos is...
It’s tiny! A year ago, my vagina would’ve rejoiced in the size of this dildo. But now, I see a...
This vibrator is not purple. It is fuchsia. Let it be known. Despite every product photo ever depicting it as a...
Nobody wants to know how the njoy Fun Wand is. Everyone just wants to know how the Fun Wand compares to...
Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s...
I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...
After a while, all my reviews of glass toys are going to sound the same. “It’s great! A bit pricey,...
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
The Luxotiq Athena is a gorgeous and elegant double-ended dildo, with two different-sized ends. Both ends double as insertable and as...
The story of the Icicles No. 8 begins with my Gold Ribbed Love Wand — or, as I fondly call...
While I do own quite a few glass dildos at this juncture, I don’t have any that look quite like...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
I’ve been dreading writing this review. I’ve been putting it off. I’ve been typing and deleting, trying to form sentences...
I’ve finally become jaded. After a plethora of impressive glass toys, my standards for glass have been raised quite a...