Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy... Keep Reading
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an... Keep Reading
Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers... Keep Reading
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were... Keep Reading
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,... Keep Reading
I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean.... Keep Reading
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re... Keep Reading
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future... Keep Reading
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be... Keep Reading
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any... Keep Reading
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am... Keep Reading
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that... Keep Reading
The premise alone led me to the Wake-Up Vibe. And the premise drove me away. I only tried it a handful... Keep Reading
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on... Keep Reading
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it... Keep Reading
It doesn’t taste like beer. At all.... Keep Reading
