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Review: The Private Life of Josh Elliot

Genre: GayDirector: George DuroyLength: 2 hours, 15 minutesCast: Josh Elliot, Ethan Clarke, Benjamin Bloom, Jeff Daniels, Ralph Woods, Alex Orioli,...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex

Tristan Taormino is obsessed with the butt. This is a known fact. But somehow it’s been four years since her original...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Female Orgasms

Tristan Taormino does incredibly important work with her Expert Guide series of porn movies. So many “how-to” movies are yawn-inducing, but...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Threesomes

Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Threesomes begins with a lesson from Tristan, about nine minutes long. As you might imagine,...
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Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
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The Netflix of porn

I’m finally at a point where I can shell out the cash for a monthly porn DVD subscription. THIS IS...
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Tristan Taormino lecturing at a university. Strangely, the room seems not to have exploded the moment she opened her mouth?
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Tristan Taormino and the hypocrisy of OSU

Yesterday I woke up to a very sad press release in my inbox. It announced that Tristan Taormino, sex educator...
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Review: The Violation of Harmony

Genre: Lesbian, Feature Length: 98 minutes Cast: Harmony Rose, Monica Mayhem, Audrey Hollander, Gwen Summers, Holly Wellin, Jennifer Dark, Cameron...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio

I’m not big on blowjobs in porn. I don’t hate them, but I’ll usually only watch a couple minutes of...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Pegging

Do you know how many years it’s been since Bend Over Boyfriend? I hate to break it to you (and...
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Review: Wolf Hudson Is Bad.com

Wolf Hudson looks like the kind of guy who owns more than a few sets of brass knuckles, but in...
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The latest threat to our daughters: James Deen, a respectful porn star

BREAKING NEWS, everyone. LISTEN CLOSELY, especially if you are raising innocent little girls. I’ve just learned that James Deen, my/your favorite...
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Things seen at an amateur porn film festival

Outside the theater, most people are hipsters. Most people are smoking. But the people that stand out are the ones...
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Lea Hart and Mona Wales on Crash Pad, and a pile of "obscene" sex toys
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When will we stop fearing sex?

As I write this, sipping a chestnut praline latte at my local Starbucks, I know I’m living on borrowed time....
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