I have now formed a conditioned response whenever I hover over a link and see the URL indiegogo.com. It’s a...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
Recently my partner admitted that, while fingering me, he wondered, is it possible to break someone’s fingers with a vagina?...
It’s not often that a new sex toy company comes out of the woodwork with a product that immediately garners critical acclaim...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital...
It’s a let-down, but not in the “my clit is screaming” way. Not in the “orgasm seems like an impassable river” way,...