Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
The grapevine says that the Minerva cock ring by California Exotic is a pretty good cock ring. The grapevine is...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
June 16, 2016 Gold-star multi-tasking today: I alternate between jacking off and watching just-released Big Brother cast interviews. (I have...
I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
The problem of the lube bottle is one that manufacturers have been grappling with for some time. Awkward flip-top caps...
I can’t prove it — unless Google Talk instant message logs count as evidence — but I had this idea...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
There are two surprising things about California Exotic’s Aluminum Mini butt plugs. First, uh, they’re made of aluminum, and since...
The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love it; others vehemently bemoan its incompatibility with their...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...