July 1st, 2010 I have learned a lesson about lube bottles. Before use, always cautiously test to make sure the... Keep Reading
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound... Keep Reading
June 6th, 2010 Here’s a little secret for you: I’ve been jacking off to words lately. I know, blasphemy. I usually... Keep Reading
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will... Keep Reading
April 6th, 2010 Wow, most frustrating masturbation session in a long time. I watched, but not really, Fashionistas, which wasn’t... Keep Reading
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It... Keep Reading
I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very... Keep Reading
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent... Keep Reading
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”... Keep Reading
Today I sent one of my favorite toys away. It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed white splotches in one... Keep Reading
November 17th, 2009 I watched a threesome scene in The King of Coochie 4, with Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, and... Keep Reading
November 3rd, 2009 Settled into bed with Roulette on my laptop and the Better than Chocolate on my clit, for... Keep Reading
I have discovered it: orgasmic utopia. It first happened on October 5th; I wrote, “I have discovered the dual, synchronized... Keep Reading
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with... Keep Reading
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throe.... Keep Reading
Recently, I’ve been caught up in a passionate love and squirting affair with Ella, LELO’s pure silicone double-ended dildo with... Keep Reading
