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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

    Dame Kip and Pom rechargeable silicone bullet vibrators

    Review: Dame Kip and Pom

    Review: Zumio E

    New York Toy Collective Jack 2-in-1 FTM stroker & packer

    Guest Review: Jack stroker & packer

    Review: OhMyG

    Review: Caress

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    Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

    Me holding the Lovehoney Flash and Doxy Don, demonstrating the way one moves much more visibly than the other (and thus is much rumblier).

    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Sex toys on top of wrapping paper.

    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

    Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

    Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

    The current state of Early to Bed in Chicago, with packing materials amidst dildo displays.

    Dildos in a pandemic: the sex toy industry and COVID-19

    My column in the high school paper, with the headline "Breaking four years of silence." There is a rainbow gradient effect over the image.

    That time I came out to my entire high school

    My logo on top of a glorious sex toy array, on top of a turquoise vulva-esque backdrop.

    Welcome to the NEW Hey Epiphora!

    Supplies for Mirena IUD insertion laid out at the doctor's office, including forceps, lube, gloves, and the Mirena box.

    The (not so) harrowing tale of my IUD insertion

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    Epiphora-approved sex toy shops

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    Sex toy sales, deals, and promos

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Review: Seduction

August 14, 2009
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with... Keep Reading
Wahl All-Body Massager vibrator
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Review: Wahl

January 15, 2010
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent... Keep Reading
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Review: Johnny

June 20, 2010
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will... Keep Reading
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The dual orgasm

November 15, 2009
I have discovered it: orgasmic utopia. It first happened on October 5th; I wrote, “I have discovered the dual, synchronized... Keep Reading
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Review: Fascinator Shag Throe

June 10, 2009
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throe.... Keep Reading
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Jack-off Journal #2

December 1, 2009
November 17th, 2009 I watched a threesome scene in The King of Coochie 4, with Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, and... Keep Reading
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His fingers, the tip of my pinkie

January 24, 2009
We set up the Liberator Ramp and Wedge on the bed, then draped the Throe over it. It was a... Keep Reading
Sex toy masturbation session note taking, with dirtied toys lying on top.
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Jack-off Journal #18

February 11, 2015
April 2014 Sit down, friends. I would like to talk to you about incest. I’ve slyly alluded to it before, but this... Keep Reading
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Jack-off Journal #1

November 16, 2009
November 3rd, 2009 Settled into bed with Roulette on my laptop and the Better than Chocolate on my clit, for... Keep Reading
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It’s official; I’m a squirter

December 24, 2008
Last night, I squirted for the third time in my life. It was ridiculously easy to get there, knowing exactly... Keep Reading
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Review: Gigi

January 31, 2009
Recently, I’ve been caught up in a passionate love and squirting affair with Ella, LELO’s pure silicone double-ended dildo with... Keep Reading
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Review: Randy

January 9, 2010
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”... Keep Reading
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So kiss me and smile for me…

December 11, 2009
Today I sent one of my favorite toys away. It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed white splotches in one... Keep Reading
Close-up of my quote in the book, about squirting with the Pure Wand.
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Review: The Secrets of Great G-Spot Orgasms and Female Ejaculation

February 9, 2012
It’s not like I needed to read The Secrets of Great G-Spot Orgasms and Female Ejaculation. I discovered my G-spot three... Keep Reading
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Ask Piph #6: Pure Wand edition

February 11, 2014
Welcome to a special edition of Ask Piph focused solely on the legendary njoy Pure Wand! If you somehow haven’t... Keep Reading
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Ask Piph #9

October 4, 2016
Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most... Keep Reading
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