2016 has been a trying, infuriating, exhausting year, and it seems trivial to jump straight to sex toys without acknowledging...
surrounding tips
Toys with prongs, ears, and other tips meant to surround the clit. Sometimes they’re wonderful; sometimes they fail miserably.
I can now say that I own a vibrator engraved with my name. Or, I should say, engraved with the...
It’s the tweezers! The tooth! The chopsticks! Or… the rabbit ears, if you want to be boring. It’s the Jimmyjane...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
The Impulse Kit Bunny Arouser looks like a joke: a plastic, slightly pointed pink bullet with a TPR bunny-shaped sleeve. It...
The Je Joue Bullets are not lookers, not at all. There’s a sense of utilitarianism about these vibrators — the...
Blink and you might pass right over them. They’re not terribly attractive, not revolutionary in function, not aggressively marketed. These...
If you like pushing around the skin on a wrinkly dog, you will love touching the Tenga Iroha vibrators. They...
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
My standards for the Toyfriends were laughably low. I reviewed their predecessors, the Ticklers, and was astonished by with their...
The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character...
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
