I think I can call this a legit collection now. Back in April, after jealously ogling everyone’s photos of the...
Year: 2012
So after screaming “IS THIS REAL LIFE???” and recovering from my initial heart attack when I heard about these new...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the original Peter Piper is the one from 1813 who picked a peck of pickled peppers, not a glass dildo for potheads. But then again, this is from Pipedream,...
Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on...
They’ve figured us out, guys. THEY KNOW. People… actually… use… vibrators. The newest model on the shelves is the Tri-Phoria,...
Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
January 21st, 2012 After a nap with weird dreams, I got up at 10 p.m. and drank a Rockstar. Like...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
Thank you all for making my Penetralia giveaway a rousing success! I’m so thrilled to be the first one to...
When do you ever get the chance to own a gorgeous, handmade sex toy before practically anyone else? When I’m...
Aside from a handful of super indie manufacturers and some really sad bigwig attempts, wooden sex toys have primarily been the...
Now that Hysteria’s come out, everyone has an opinion about vibrators. Many of which I ignore. But I had not...
I can now say that I own a vibrator engraved with my name. Or, I should say, engraved with the...
Missionary Positions is a documentary from 2005 about a quaint pair of minister dudes, Craig and Mike, who had a...