GOBBLE GOBBLE, peeps. I’m here to help you get the best Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals on sex toys! If you’ve been waiting to buy something I raved about, now is probably the time. Discounts like these don’t happen on such a grand scale at any other time of the year. The best part? You can stay in your pajamas!
If you’ve been waiting for a good price on the sex toy of your dreams, now is the time to get it. I watch sales and deals all year long, but this is when retailers tend to pull out all the stops. Plus, I have some exclusive codes you won’t find anywhere but here, giving you all kinds of stuff: a free mystery glass toy, free tote bag, free toybag, stickers, and tiny dildo (!), and free lube!
Sex toy sale round-up
- Tiered discounts at SheVibe Come As You Are
- 55% off at Tantus
- 30% off at Lovehoney Sliquid Smitten Kitten
- 25% off at Peepshow Toys Fun Factory Crystal Delights New York Toy Collective
- 20% off at Spectrum Boutique Good Vibes Babeland We-Vibe Pleasure Chest Be a Sex Blogger
- 15% off at Early to Bed Crash Pad + PinkLabel.tv
- Various items on sale at LELO Fleshlight Stockroom
- Other deals at Twisted Monk Dreamhost CockyBoys Betty’s Toy Box
- If you shop at Amazon, will you use my link plz?
My favorite deals of the moment!
Toy name links to my review. These are likely to sell out, so don’t delay!
- 55% off everything at Tantus! (code PIPHBF)
- 25% off everything plus free mystery toy at Crystal Delights! (code PIPHMYSTERY)
- njoy Pure Wand for $88 at Spectrum Boutique (code PIPHBF)
- LELO Mona 2 for $119 at LELO and Lovehoney
- Magic Wand Rechargeable for $100 at Spectrum Boutique (code PIPHBF)
- Fun Factory Stronic G for $131 at Fun Factory (code PIPHBF, must add toybag to cart first), $140 at Lovehoney
- Womanizer Starlet for $49 at Lovehoney
- We-Vibe Tango for $56, We-Vibe Touch for $70, and We-Vibe Rave for $84 at Lovehoney
- njoy Pure Plugs for $45-60 at Peepshow Toys
- Jollet for $88 at Spectrum Boutiqe (code PIPHBF)
- Jopen Comet II Wand for $52 at Peepshow Toys
- Picobong Moka for $33 at LELO
- njoy Eleven for $188 at Peepshow Toys
- Liberator Jaz Wedge for $52 at Peepshow Toys
- Zumio for $105 at Peepshow Toys
- Toyfriend Snazzy for $68 at Peepshow Toys
Where to shop if you anticipate spending…
- Less than $125: Peepshow Toys Lovehoney
- Over $125: SheVibe Peepshow Toys Lovehoney
- More than $300: Come As You Are and all of above
SheVibe — up to 20% off everything + free shipping
BEST FOR: orders over $125, especially for the Stronics, Doxy Wand, VixSkin dildos, SenseVibe, Jellyfish, and more unique lines such as New York Toy Collective, Leaf, NobEssence, BS Atelier, Funkit Toys, and Hole Punch.
SheVibe is my favorite online shop. Not only is it run by amazing people who care, their selection is also super comprehensive and pretty unparalleled. Now through Monday 11/26 EST, it’s an escalating sale at SheVibe: the more you buy, the more you save!
- 10% off orders $75+ plus free US shipping at SheVibe with code PIPH10
- 15% off orders $100+ plus free US shipping at SheVibe with code PIPH15
- 20% off orders $125+ plus free US shipping at SheVibe with code PIPH20
Check out my favorites for what you should buy! To get the best discount, it’s best to spend over $125, so now’s the time for you to get a spendy but wonderful toy like the LELO Mona 2, Doxy Wand, or Fun Factory Stronic. Of all the shops on this page, SheVibe has the most comprehensive selection of Vixen Creations dildo colors and Liberator products, and they’re the only shop with the reimagined Jellyfish dildo.
Of course, if you get just a couple of my favorite things, you’ll probably enter the $125+ threshold. Like the Pure Wand + Throe for squirting times, We-Vibe Tango + Dusk for HANDS FREE ORGASMS, or Joque harness + Mustang for epic strap on play!
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! If you use any of my coupon codes above (PIPH10, PIPH15, or PIPH20), your order will come with a special SheVibe Holiday Scratch-Off Card. Scratch the panel to reveal your prize: up to $50 off your next SheVibe purchase, and every card is a winner!
This offer is good while Scratch-Off Card supplies last and cannot be retroactively applied once you have checked out. More legalese below.
- The scratched off panel will reveal a Gift Certificate code followed by the amount of the prize.
- Your unique SheVibe Holiday Scratch-Off Card will be provided in your shipped package, it cannot be replaced if lost, so keep it in a safe place!
- In certain situations, the SheVibe Scratch-Off card may ship separately from your order.
- The prize code will not be valid for the purchase of Gift Certificates.
- The SheVibe Holiday Scratch-Off Card has no cash value.
- Sale excludes Eroscillator and certain restrictions apply.
- Prize code is valid through March 31st, 2019. Redeem as a Gift Certificate at checkout.
Lovehoney — 30% off my faves
BEST FOR: international (and not!) purchases of toys I adore, especially the LELO Mona 2, Womanizer Starlet, Fun Factory Volta and Stronic G, We-Vibe Touch, Rave, and Tango, OhMiBod Lovelife Cuddle, and Vixen dildos.
My favorite worldwide sex toy shop, Lovehoney, is offering a steep 30% off my favorite toys, in addition to their other amazing sales and special offers, on their UK, US, and AU sites now through 12 pm GMT on 11/30 (4 am PST).
This deal gives you the best price on the LELO Mona 2, Womanizer Starlet, Fun Factory Volta and Stronic G, We-Vibe Touch, Rave, and Tango, OhMiBod Lovelife Cuddle, and Vixen dildos. Lovehoney also stocks the best inexpensive kegel balls, the Tracey Cox Supersex Toner Balls.
Those links should take you to the Lovehoney that corresponds to your location. If not, try these:
- Lovehoney UK: 30% off Epiphora’s Picks / other sale items
- Lovehoney US: 30% off Epiphora’s Picks / other sale items
- Lovehoney Australia: 30% off Epiphora’s Picks / other sale items
- Sale items at Lovehoney Canada, EU, Germany, France
Peepshow Toys — 25% off + other epic deals
BEST FOR: anyone wanting a sweeping discount, honestly. Best prices anywhere on many toys, including the njoy Pure Wand, Magic Wand Rechargeable, Fun Factory Stronic Eins, njoy Pure Plugs, Jopen Comet II Wand, LELO Ella, SenseVibe, Zumio, and Snazzy Toyfriend.
FIRST THINGS FIRST. I have an exclusive limited edition Splendid dildo in shimmery sea green! I’ve recently fallen in love with this dildo for its squishy dual-density feel and perfect shape. $49 is a steal for it! Through Monday or while supplies last. Maybe get yourself the best harness in existence to go with it, eh?!
And as if that wasn’t good enough, you can get a motherfuckin’ njoy Pure Wand plus a bottle of Sliquid Organics Silk for just $79. (That’s 33% off, the best deal on it by far!) You need to own the Pure Wand because it is legendary. Through Monday or while supplies last.
Then, get 25% off your entire purchase at Peepshow Toys Thursday through Monday 11/26 EST, no codes necessary! Browse my favorites page for ideas, especially since Peepshow has the best price on the Magic Wand Rechargeable, Fun Factory Stronic Eins, njoy Pure Plugs, LELO Ella, SenseVibe, and Zumio.
Doorbuster blowout deals on specific toys become available starting on Friday and run through Monday 11/26 or while supplies last. These include the Satisfyer Pro 2 ($35), Femmefun Ultra Bullet ($30), Blush Nocturnal Bullet ($19), Womanizer 2GO ($70), njoy Pure Plug bundle ($46-61), BMS PalmPower ($40), and more.
Come As You Are — up to 30% off everything
BEST FOR: Americans wanting to take advantage of the redonk exchange rate, or Canadians, eh.
Now through Monday 11/26 EST, get tiered savings of up to 30% off (!!) at fabulous Canadian indie sex shop Come As You Are. My favorites are all listed here, and the exchange rate is such that if you’re an American and spend enough, many toys are at their best price anywhere.1
- 10% off orders $100+ (before discount!) with code BLACKFRIDAY10
- 20% off orders $200+ (before discount!) with code BLACKFRIDAY20
- 30% off orders $300+ (before discount!) with code BLACKFRIDAY30
- Free shipping on Canadian orders over $55 and American orders over $155
Tantus — 55% off everything
Tantus makes many things I love. My favorite anal toys are the Ryder (my review), Neo, and Juice (all less than $16 in this sale!), and some excellent dildos are the Cush (my review), Echo (my review), Goddess (my review), Slow Drive, and Sport ($17-32). The Super Soft C Ring ($5, yo) is also rad.
Spectrum Boutique — 20% off my faves + free lube
Spectrum, which is run by none other than Zoë Ligon, is a modern online sex shop dedicated to body-safe toys and radical inclusion. Their curated selection is very on point, and my taste is obviously great, so take advantage!
LELO — up to 55% off
I’ve compiled my favorite products of theirs on this page so you can just shop from there, because my opinion is the only one that matters, obviously. First, you need the Mona 2 (here’s why, and here’s another reason why). I also love the anal-safe Loki, G-spot-centric battery-operated Moka (only $32.47!), Luna Beads kegel balls (review here), compact yet surprisingly powerful Nea 2, and travel-friendly Mia 2 (review here), all of which are 25-50% off in this sale.
Crystal Delights — 25% off + free mystery box toy
BEST FOR: gorgeous glass dildos and anal toys — plus mystery toy worth $60!
Wow, this is an amazing deal on glass toys! Get 25% off everything at Crystal Delights now through Wednesday 11/28 PST, plus a free mystery box glass toy ($60 value!) with any order $100+ with code PIPHMYSTERY. How can you resist that?! Get 30% off (no mystery toy) instead with code BFCM2018P.
Everything Crystal Delights creates is a work of art. They make both of my all-time favorite glass dildos, the beautimous Crystal Twist (my review) and bumpy Star Delight (my review), as well as beautiful butt plugs, some with fluffy animal tails, others with fantastically-colored tails.
Fun Factory US — 25% off everything + free swag
Fun Factory toys rarely go on sale, so this is big: 25% off everything at Fun Factory US plus free shipping through Wednesday 11/28. Best of all? If you spend $129+ (after discount), use code PIPHBF and you’ll also get a swag pack including a free Karim Rashid Toybag (which you must add to your cart first!), adorable gnome stickers, and tiny Patchy Paul dildo like the one I have. Noice!
What should you get? I mean, the self-thrusting Stronic G and the Stronic Surf stroke my G-spot with incredible ease, and you know I am ALL ABOUT that. I’m obsessed with the versatile Volta, the Bootie is my fave silicone butt plug, I enjoy the odd sensations of the Bouncer and B Ball Uno, and the Tiger G5 and Big Boss G5 are impressively powerful vibrators for your money.
Early to Bed — 15% off my favorites + free tote bag
BEST FOR: purchases of less expensive and rare items from my favorites list, such as the blowjob dildo, Hitachi Magic Wand, cute butt plugs, and Vixen Creations single-density dildos, plus a free tote bag!
Do you understand how madly in love I am with Early to Bed? Especially because they worked with me on a special deal just for my readers again this year. Now through Wednesday 11/28, buy at least one product from my favorites page and get 15% off your total order with coupon code PIPHBF. Plus, if you spend over $25 you’ll get a free “You Can Find Me in Bed” tote bag!
Although this may not be the steepest discount you can get, Early to Bed is one of the greatest little indie sex shops around. They’re not afraid to call out sexism in the industry and they work their butts off to provide accurate sex ed day after day, so you should support them!
Smitten Kitten — 30% off everything Monday only
BEST FOR: good-hearted folks wanting to support a progressive indie sex shop.
Don’t blink or you’ll miss this sale at Smitten Kitten! Cyber Monday only, get 30% off everything on their site (!!!). My picks are chronicled here. Feminist to the core, Smitten Kitten also carries small manufacturers such as Hole Punch Toys and Fuze, and unique items such as acrylic dildos, pronoun buttons, and this unspeakably gorgeous flogger.
Be a Sex Blogger — 20% off independent study
BEST FOR: aspiring sex bloggers!
Do you dream of becoming a sex blogger? Use code FRIDAY to save 20% on all my Business of Blogging About Sex Independent Study coursework now through the end of November!3 This course that I teach with JoEllen Notte offers all the wisdom of our combined 15 years blogging PLUS the input of over 30 industry experts!
Want to learn it all? From site building to content creation to social media mastery and making actual money with your blog — it’s all there. Check out the full Independent Study!
Want to select only the lessons you need? Need help setting up? Or sharpening those writing skills? Perhaps you’re most interested in monetizing your site? Or taking your brand to the next level? Our Individual Lessons let you pick what you want!
Dreamhost — blog hosting for only $4.95!
BEST FOR: budding bloggers needing a kick in the pants to start that blog.
My awesome sex-positive host, Dreamhost, is offering their unlimited shared hosting at just $4.95/month for new customers Friday through Monday EST! That’s $60 off their regular plan! Includes 1 free domain, plus unlimited space and bandwidth.
Good Vibes — 25% off everything
BEST FOR: sitewide discount with no minimum.
Now through Monday 12/3, get 25% off sitewide at GoodVibes!4 I suggest you get something from my favorites page, such as the Comet II Wand, LELO Siri 2, BJ Dildo, Siren (great G-spotting from this one!), and/or njoy Pure Wand.
Babeland — 25% off everything
BEST FOR: sitewide discount with no minimum.
Oh look! It’s a Cyber Week sale with 25% off at Babeland,5 through Monday 12/3. Visit my favorites page for ideas on what to get. Perhaps the LELO Mona 2, Picobong Ako, or Vibratex Mystic Wand? When it comes to dildos, you can’t go wrong with anything from Vixen Creations.
We-Vibe — 20% off everything
BEST FOR: a great deal on We-Vibe toys, and free shipping.
Been wanting something from We-Vibe? Get 20% off everything on their site (plus free shipping on orders over $50) this Thursday through Thursday 11/29 EST with code PIPHBF.
We-Vibe makes so many exceptional toys! The Tango (my review) and Touch (my review) are some of the best small rechargeable vibes out there, and the Rave (my review) is a wonderfully versatile G-spottin’ vibe. There’s also the ergonomic rabbit Nova (my thoughts) and the Pleasure Mates Collection, which I fashioned into a hands-free clitoral orgasm device.
Fleshlight — up to 50% off + great freebies!
Through Monday, there are tons of savings at Fleshlight and and their gay site, Fleshjack! Such as 50% off select Fleshlight girls/boys, 40% off combo packs, and 50% off Fleshlight brand products! Plus, the more you spend, the more cool shit you get with your order:
- Spend $100, get free shipping and gift
- Spend $150, get free shipping, gift, and Holiday Quickshot
- Spend $200, get free shipping, gift, Holiday Quickshot, and Limited Edition Flight Turbo
Sliquid — 35% off everything
BEST FOR: stocking up on super discounted lube and body products!
Sliquid is my favorite lube ever. Black Friday through Cyber Monday CST, get an amazing ~35% off all orders at Sliquid with code EPIPHORA. (Their sale is 25% off storewide, then my code takes off an additional 10%.) That means 2 oz bottles of my water-based faves H2O and Sassy are less than $5 each, or get a sample pack to test different formulas.
I love Sliquid because they make products with ingredients you can trust, including water-based, oil-based, silicone-based, hybrid, and flavored lube, and other stuff such as massage oil, intimate wash, shaving cream, and toy cleaner.
New York Toy Collective — 25% off everything
BEST FOR: handcrafted, colorful, squishy dildos!
Cyber Monday only! Get 25% off all orders over $150 at New York Toy Collective with code CYBER25. NYTC are the premiere makers of bendable silicone dildos such as the pack-and-play Shilo and the thicker, squirt-enducing Carter. They also make a dual-density uncut dildo named Ellis! Their site includes the widest selection of unique color choices, so if you want a colorful squishy-as-fuck dildo, this is the place to go.
Porn, porn, porn!
BEST FOR: porn mongers!
Looking for hot, well-shot gay porn? Get 3 months for the price of 1 at CockyBoys through the end of November. That’s about 35% off and less than $15/month for tons of hot porn to keep you busy. Gorgeous humans (that Jacen Zhu on the right there is incredible!), pristine lighting, excellent chemistry… it’s all there. Highly recommended. Do it, sign up now.
Get 15% off any membership to queer porn empire CrashPadSeries.com (the best deal they ever offer!) with code EPIPHORA now through Wednesday 11/28! Arguably one of the greatest queer porn sites on the internet, Crash Pad documents hotties of all flavors sexing it up in beautifully-shot harmony. It will affirm your identity AND make you wanna masturbate.
Or join PinkLabel.tv and get 15% off your membership there with code EPIPHORA through Wednesday 11/28. It’s like the Netflix of queer porn, with indie porn from all different studios for you to stream whenever you want!
Pleasure Chest — 20% off everything
BEST FOR: sitewide discount with no minimum.
Stockroom — up to 60% off
BEST FOR: kinky toys, electrostim toys like the Neon Wand, and other bondage gear.
Betty’s Toy Box — up to 30% off and free gifts galore!
BEST FOR: big discounts on specific brands.
Friday through Thursday 11/29, Betty’s Toy Box will be having deals on tons of different sex toy brands, including:
- 25% off Fun Factory, plus free toybag with orders over $109
- 20% off LELO, We-Vibe, Womanizer, and Je Joue
- 25% off select OhMiBod Lovelife toys
- 25% off Blush Avant, plus a free Sola bullet with purchase
- and more!
Twisted Monk — $10 off orders $75+
BEST FOR: ethically-produced bondage rope!
Twisted Monk is the most trusted name in bondage rope, and you can get $10 off orders over $75 with code EPIPHORA. Their Holiday Sweets pack would make a lovely gift, and their Curiosity Candles are a perfect introduction to wax play. They make classic hemp rope, as well as exotic ropes such as bamboo, silk, cotton, SPARKLE, and electro-conductive.
BEST FOR: your non-sex toy purchases, because you love me.
Be the coolest sex toy fanatic on the block with your very own lube dispenser (my review), over-the-door sex toy organizer, USB charging station, or plastic storage cart, and masturbate like royalty this winter with a space heater. (Life changing, I tell you.)
Or, other products I love that you should get (for yourself or as gifts): an Oontz bluetooth speaker, a sturdy-ass Camelbak water bottle, THE BEST EVER WINE OPENER, my favorite game, a Kindle, socks that somehow never stink (?! it’s a MYSTERY), a handy spice rack, and my fave nail polish top coat. If you’re looking for a gift for a hard-to-buy-for dad, might I suggest this boring yet incredibly useful car battery that has managed to saved my ass on several occasions? Also, one time I got my republican grandpa this toilet paper with $100 bills on it and it was a riot.
- Here’s how that works: when you buy something online from another country, your credit card/PayPal is billed in the home country’s currency, and your payment processor applies the exchange rate. So, for instance, if an American buys $100 of sex toys from CAYA in Canada, they’ll actually be charged about $78.63 USD. You can calculate the exchange rate in advance by Googling “$100 CAD in USD,” etc. Americans are not charged duties unless their order exceeds $800.
- Excludes Feeldoes, Realdoes, Rumble, leather products, and other brands.
- Sale pricing does not apply to add-on purchases.
- Excludes Fun Factory, Magic Wand, We-Vibe, SpareParts, OhMiBod, Womanizer, Crave, Dame, and kits.
- Excludes Fun Factory, Magic Wand, We-Vibe, SpareParts, OhMiBod, Womanizer, Crave, Dame, and kits.
- Excluding gift cards, Pleasure Chest Kits, Tantus Feeldoes, Realdoes, Tantus Rumble, and Crave.