Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
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What a year 2015 was! I showed my face on the internet and subsequently used it to prank all of you....
...Punch Toys and other small manufacturers such as Fuze, Happy Valley, and New York Toy Collective. Feminist to the core, Smitten Kitten’s fierce commitment to accessibility is evidenced by their gender expression section, range of inexpensive toys, and selection of products for all bodies and abilities. Fun Factory US BEST...
Oh, Fun Factory. You poor things. Do you not realize what the word “bouncer” insinuates here in America? That’s the guy...
I am a bit concerned about you, peeps. Nary a whisper has been uttered to remind me that it’s October...
It’s not often that a new sex toy company comes out of the woodwork with a product that immediately garners critical acclaim...
DING — orgasm delivery! That pile of vibrators over there is soon to be distributed to five lucky winners: Elsie, Angel,...
This is the 600th post on this blog. I got all sentimental when I hit 500 posts, so this time I’m going...
What’s that, you say? You wanna be a badass sex blogger and pay the bills? Uncover my blogging secrets? Find...
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
The biggest giveaway of the year on this here blog has officially closed, and what a giveaway it was! There...
Fun Factory has a whole host of new stuff! There’s Miss Bi, a dual vibe with two strong-ass motors; Calice, an...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
Recently my partner admitted that, while fingering me, he wondered, is it possible to break someone’s fingers with a vagina?...
February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to...
I can’t prove it — unless Google Talk instant message logs count as evidence — but I had this idea...
