Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on...
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Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
January 21st, 2012 After a nap with weird dreams, I got up at 10 p.m. and drank a Rockstar. Like...
Thank you all for making my Penetralia giveaway a rousing success! I’m so thrilled to be the first one to...
Aside from a handful of super indie manufacturers and some really sad bigwig attempts, wooden sex toys have primarily been the...
I can now say that I own a vibrator engraved with my name. Or, I should say, engraved with the...
Nobody wants to know how the njoy Fun Wand is. Everyone just wants to know how the Fun Wand compares to...
Dudes! You can now subscribe to my blog on your Kindle! After you subscribe, my full blog posts will be...
They’ve figured us out, guys. THEY KNOW. People… actually… use… vibrators. The newest model on the shelves is the Tri-Phoria,...
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
When do you ever get the chance to own a gorgeous, handmade sex toy before practically anyone else? When I’m...
Now that Hysteria’s come out, everyone has an opinion about vibrators. Many of which I ignore. But I had not...
Missionary Positions is a documentary from 2005 about a quaint pair of minister dudes, Craig and Mike, who had a...
Do you dream of being the COOLEST LOVER ON THE BLOCK? Do you regularly mistake torture devices for romantic accoutrements? Want...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
