It’s been a while since I sat down and scouted out new sex toys to review. Usually I grab items...
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It’s a let-down, but not in the “my clit is screaming” way. Not in the “orgasm seems like an impassable river” way,...
2016 has been a trying, infuriating, exhausting year, and it seems trivial to jump straight to sex toys without acknowledging...
Some people might argue that mashed potatoes and gravy are the best thing about this time of year, but I’d...
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most...
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out...
This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy...
The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
...Friday is this week, and I vow to faithfully keep you updated on the best sex toy deals in all the land. Here are the winners. All have been notified and confirmed. Until my next giveaway (which surely will contain so many prizes I will have to hire an assistant...
Let’s start with the most amazing news in recent history: THERE IS FINALLY A NEW BLOWJOB DILDO. Some of you...
This month, my blog turns 8 years old. It could’ve been a two-term president in that time. My sex toy collection...
There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky...
Me + Sandra from SheVibe + a hotel room with vulvaesque wallpaper + a phone camera + wine = this...
