In the past, there was no option for me to enshrine my favorite objects — sex toys — on my...
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Easily the most exciting news this time around comes from Doxy, who previewed several shiny bullet vibes at ETO, both...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone...
Vixen has released a peculiar dildo called the VixenAire Mustang. It inflates when you apply pressure to the base. I...
When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of...
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant men wrong? I never wanted to have to...
October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On...
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
Time to come clean: my review of the tiny dildos was an April Fool’s joke. I think most of you...
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
I’ve been on the search for a gold silicone dildo for a while and I can’t seem to find one....
These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this...
