Most important news first, y’all: Fun Factory’s Stronic G is a REVELATION. Like the other Stronics, this toy thrusts all...
Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email...
The Nasstoys Ecstasy Rope is just what you always wanted: a pipe cleaner for your genitals. It is a long...
The PVC James Deen dildo was found to be 61% phthalates. Doc Johnson responded with some jibberish. ANME happened and...
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at...
If you ever need proof of what a little shit I was as a teenager, look no further than the...
Aneros announced the release of their “first female product,” Evi. Despite the problematic nature of that phrase, I still want...
May 8th, 2010 Eight days into May and I haven’t jacked off yet. I need to work on life. I...
Crave is crowdfunding for their next two vibrators, the Flex and Duet Flex. Backers will have access to an online...
Once upon a time, sex toys were either pink, purple, or a hideous shade of beige I’ve heard described as...
These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this...
It’s a simple but horrifying question. Are we, as reviewers, protected from companies that may not like what we have...
Let’s start with the stuff I’m actually psyched about, eh? Fun Factory has edited their Share double-ended dildo so that it includes a rechargeable vibrating bullet. GIVE TO ME, YES. They also released the Boss dildo, and several battery-operated vibes: Joupie, Jazzie, and Jam. Tenga has also been hard at...
The We-Vibe 4 is almost here. It’s smaller than the We-Vibe 3, with a much-improved remote. But it’s only available...
June 16, 2016 Gold-star multi-tasking today: I alternate between jacking off and watching just-released Big Brother cast interviews. (I have...
Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina...