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    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

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    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

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    Review: Dame Kip and Pom

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    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.

    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

    Porn gems: playful domination & fireside fucking

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    Queer sex party chronicles: every night a blank slate

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.

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Review: Fun Cups

October 1, 2017
My fanaticism for menstrual cups borders on religious. I’ve been using them almost exclusively for about 4 years now, and... Keep Reading
A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.
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Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

August 20, 2017
There’s a glimmer of recognition that crosses someone’s face when I ask, “have you ever encountered a sex toy that... Keep Reading
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The secret truth about sex toy reviewing

June 19, 2017
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and... Keep Reading
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Hell Yes: We-Vibe delves into cock rings and butt plugs

June 7, 2017
Progress is slow, yet quick. I’ve had this sex blogging gig long enough to have been around when the first... Keep Reading
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Jack-off Journal #21

April 24, 2017
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Sex toy sales, deals, and promos

March 8, 2017
Rabidly researched and continually updated, this page rounds up the best sex toy sales and deals of the moment from... Keep Reading
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Step inside my sex toy closet

February 12, 2017
This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy... Keep Reading
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Review: Mystic Wand Rechargeable

January 28, 2017
It’s a let-down, but not in the “my clit is screaming” way. Not in the “orgasm seems like an impassable river” way,... Keep Reading
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Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2016

December 31, 2016
2016 has been a trying, infuriating, exhausting year, and it seems trivial to jump straight to sex toys without acknowledging... Keep Reading
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Review: Dame Eva

December 17, 2016
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my... Keep Reading
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Sex toy Black Friday + Cyber Monday sales!

November 23, 2016
Some people might argue that mashed potatoes and gravy are the best thing about this time of year, but I’d... Keep Reading
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Sex toys for all giveaway winners

November 23, 2016
I’m exhausted, y’all. Turns out, awarding over 50 sex toy prizes to over 50 different people is tiring! But I’m... Keep Reading
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Review: Rave

November 18, 2016
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the... Keep Reading
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October 19, 2016
This month, my blog turns 8 years old. It could’ve been a two-term president in that time. My sex toy collection... Keep Reading
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Ask Piph #9

October 4, 2016
Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most... Keep Reading
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Review: Prism V

September 16, 2016
There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky... Keep Reading
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