Have you seen how beautiful the harnesses by Oxyd Creations are? Well if you haven’t, you’re in for a treat...
As I write this, sipping a chestnut praline latte at my local Starbucks, I know I’m living on borrowed time....
...Stronic Eins, njoy Pure Plugs, Jopen Comet II Wand, LELO Ella, SenseVibe, Zumio, and Snazzy Toyfriend. FIRST THINGS FIRST. I have an exclusive limited edition Splendid dildo in shimmery sea green! I've recently fallen in love with this dildo for its squishy dual-density feel and perfect shape. $49 is a...
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
It’s time to shut the dildo carnival down, folks. We’ve eaten a lot of corn dogs, played a bunch of...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
Pretty lights; sweet, crispy deep-fried dough; the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape with your life — there’s just...
VIXEN MADE A NEW DILDO! Unfortunately, it’s too effing big for my vagina! The Gambler (such a good name) is...
September 19, 2017 Decided to livetweet slathering my genitals with weed-enhanced lubricant spray. I’d done it once before, with my vulva,...
I proudly identify as a “dildo slinger” — that’s a much way cooler way of saying “sex toy retail worker.”...
Did you hear? I’ve partnered with one of my newest affiliates, Spectrum Boutique, to spoil you AND a friend with...
GAY BEACH GIRLFROND FUNTIMES SUPERBLORPS. That’s what our shared calendar said. We planned the trip on a whim: several nights...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
Once upon a time, sex toys were either pink, purple, or a hideous shade of beige I’ve heard described as...
Recently, somebody pointed out to me just how far my giveaways have come. An old giveaway from the early days...
