The biggest giveaway of the year on this here blog has officially closed, and what a giveaway it was! There...
Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
Tomorrow marks the one-year anniversary of this here blog, so of course, I wanted to give out some presents! I...
I say this every year, but HOLY FUCK, PEOPLE. You went nuts in my 6-year blogiversary giveaway. Over 3,600 individual...
Pretty lights; sweet, crispy deep-fried dough; the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape with your life — there’s just...
Somehow it’s November already, and with it comes the conclusion of my sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse giveaway....
...be. To my surprise, over 500 people found 20+ Boris clues, so competition for the grand prize was very tough! As a thank you to you all for so diligently trawling through my archives, I compiled a video of Boris’ finest moments. Please enjoy this weird-ass cat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Own4NLnTBNs GRAND PRIZE...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
Here we are, in the formerly-futuristic year 2021, and it’s been 14 years since I sat in my college dorm...
My 2-year anniversary of blogging — and 3-year anniversary of sex toy reviewing — is approaching fast! And of course,...
Five is a good, solid number. And it is now the number of years I have been stuffing things in...
Hi, hello, I’m commemorating 10 years of sex blogging with the most extravagant sex toy giveaway I’ve ever done. I’m...
I am a bit concerned about you, peeps. Nary a whisper has been uttered to remind me that it’s October...
Passing the one-year mark on this blog has led me to think a lot about what I should change around...
Ahhh, the end of my blogiversary blowout! I am excited to announce the seven lucky winners. First I chose my...
October is the month when the leaves start turning, my sweaters finally get put to good use, and I celebrate...