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    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

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Review: Bi Pole Her #3

December 24, 2008
Genre: BisexualDirector: Ed “Twinkle-Toes” Hunter (hey, that’s what it says on the cover…)Length: 2 hours, 33 minutes Cast: Nicole, Rick,...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Anal Pleasure for Men

July 19, 2009
What am I gonna do with you, Tristan Taormino? Really, if you keep making innovative and hot porn like this,...
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February 1, 2010
If you don’t know who Courtney Trouble is, you should get on that. Creator of the groundbreaking queer porn site...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex

March 8, 2012
Tristan Taormino is obsessed with the butt. This is a known fact. But somehow it’s been four years since her original...
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Review: Rough Sex 2

October 18, 2010
Tristan Taormino has upped the ante. After the greatness that was Rough Sex, she has created a sequel that is...
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Review: Roulette Dirty South

February 5, 2010
Roulette Dirty South is the second installment in Courtney Trouble’s Roulette series, which consists of vignette-style films. Per its name,...
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Review: Girls Girls Girls II

April 5, 2009
Girls Girls Girls II is an ’80s-inspired porno directed by the fabulous Joanna Angel. There is no plotline, just discrete scenes,...
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Review: Pussy a Go Go

August 5, 2009
Pussy a Go Go is a fake documentary about a traveling burlesque carnival show — or, rather, the (often sexual)...
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Review: Hardcore Circus

July 29, 2009
A circus is a hard thing to pull off in a porno, which is why I was half-expecting the scenery...
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Review: Penny Flame’s Expert Guide to Rough Sex

June 19, 2009
In trying to articulate what makes much of Tristan Taormino’s porn so great, I’ve decided on this: she pushes her...
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Review: The Violation of Harmony

November 18, 2008
Genre: Lesbian, Feature Length: 98 minutes Cast: Harmony Rose, Monica Mayhem, Audrey Hollander, Gwen Summers, Holly Wellin, Jennifer Dark, Cameron...
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Review: Champion

July 7, 2009
Go ahead, tar and feather me… I didn’t love Champion. It pains me not to fall head-over-heels in love with...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio

March 24, 2010
I’m not big on blowjobs in porn. I don’t hate them, but I’ll usually only watch a couple minutes of...
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Review: Star 69: Threesomes

December 11, 2008
Genre: Edited-down threesomesDirector: Varies by sceneLength: 3 hours and 43 minutes on each disc, 7 hours and 26 minutes altogetherCast:...
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Review: The New Romantix

March 21, 2009
The New Romantix is one of the most frustrating porn films I’ve ever seen. From the description of it, I...
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Review: Speakeasy

February 3, 2010
I had high hopes for Speakeasy, Courtney Trouble’s third film, because its premise is incredibly hot: a detective discovers an...
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