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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

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    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

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    Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

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    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

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    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

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    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

  • Banter
    Banter

    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

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    Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

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    Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

    A basket of fruit and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, yam, corn, bunch of bananas) in the grass, on top of a tea towel with the word "MASTURBATION" on it.

    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Sex toy sales, deals, and promos

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    Epiphora-approved porn

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Many of the best vibrators are rechargeable. As in, they come with a cord you plug into the wall. Companies that make rechargeables include LELO, Fun Factory, Je Joue, Jimmyjane, and We-Vibe.

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LELO Mia 2 in the Adore Me Pleasure Set, lots of red satin-y stuff surrounding the vibrator.
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Review: Mia 2 and Adore Me Pleasure Set

February 4, 2013
The LELO Mia and I go way back. Almost to the beginning of this blog. A lot of things have...
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Hell Yes: Stronic Eins

November 14, 2012
I like thrusting, if you haven’t noticed, so I am drawn to this new majig from Fun Factory. The Stronic Eins, or...
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The LELO Mona 2 rechargeable vibrator in three colors: purple, red, and cerise (pink), lying on a cream-colored knit fabric.
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Review: Mona 2

November 12, 2012
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
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Minna Ola programmable vibrator
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Review: Ola

October 8, 2012
The Minna Ola has been in my sights since early 2010, which makes me feel old. But it did take a...
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Fun Factory Big Boss G5 rechargeable vibrator on a wooden table.
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Review: Big Boss G5

August 16, 2012
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
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Those wild 'n' free cords you see? For my Kindle and iPod. The sex toy cords are wrapped up nicely.
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Sex toy storage: chargers and lube edition

July 19, 2012
Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
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Review: Duet

June 11, 2012
I can now say that I own a vibrator engraved with my name. Or, I should say, engraved with the...
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BMS Factory Leaf Life rechargeable vibrator
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Review: Life

May 10, 2012
The Leaf Life looks like something you’d pick up along a nature trail. Colored a cheery green and shaped like a fat...
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LELO Lyla remote controlled vibrator, lying in the grass in Maui.
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Review: Lyla

December 28, 2011
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
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Welp, this is about as interesting as I could make it look. Jimmyjane Form 4 lying on some metal thing on my balcony.
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Review: Form 4

November 28, 2011
I know what you’re thinking. After such distressing trysts with Jimmyjane’s Form 6, Form 2, and Form 3, why the...
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BMS Factory Leaf vibrator line, looking very greeeeen.
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Hell Yes: Leaf

November 14, 2011
BMS Factory has not made much of anything that’s too terribly noteworthy. They make locking toy cases, an extensive line of...
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We-Vibe Touch hanging out in a tiny adorable casserole dish.
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Review: Touch

November 7, 2011
Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve been waiting a long time for a company...
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Review: Mimi

September 11, 2011
Everyone’s coming out with a cute little rechargeable clitoral stimulator these days. Jimmyjane released the Form 2 and Form 3;...
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Review: Soraya

July 6, 2011
The world of luxury rabbit vibes is not an expansive one. Fun Factory has some with varying degrees of success;...
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LELO Mia rechargeable bullet vibrator, in some snow.
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Review: Mia (new version)

February 21, 2011
LELO is a sex toy company that listens to people. When consumers loved their uniquely-shaped Gigi, they invented a dildo version named...
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Review: Vanity by Jopen Vr9

January 21, 2011
This vibrator is not purple. It is fuchsia. Let it be known. Despite every product photo ever depicting it as a...
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