After a while, all my reviews of glass toys are going to sound the same. “It’s great! A bit pricey,...
My boyfriend is afraid of fake vaginas, but I forced him to make an exception for the Tera Patrick Fleshlight....
Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
I’m a sucker for sex toys that come in any shade of green. They’re difficult to come by. The Fun...
These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel...
Take just a moment to ogle the photographs of the Phallix Twisted Lattachino Love Wand, and you will quickly see...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
I’ve finally become jaded. After a plethora of impressive glass toys, my standards for glass have been raised quite a...
It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
I know, I know, I know. I’m reviewing another glass dildo. What can I say? I just keep finding interesting...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
