Take just a moment to ogle the photographs of the Phallix Twisted Lattachino Love Wand, and you will quickly see...
After a while, all my reviews of glass toys are going to sound the same. “It’s great! A bit pricey,...
I know, I know, I know. I’m reviewing another glass dildo. What can I say? I just keep finding interesting...
I’ve finally become jaded. After a plethora of impressive glass toys, my standards for glass have been raised quite a...
I’m a sucker for sex toys that come in any shade of green. They’re difficult to come by. The Fun...
Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
My boyfriend is afraid of fake vaginas, but I forced him to make an exception for the Tera Patrick Fleshlight....
It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel...
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...