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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

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    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

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    Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

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    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.

    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

  • Banter
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    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

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    Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

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    Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

    A basket of fruit and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, yam, corn, bunch of bananas) in the grass, on top of a tea towel with the word "MASTURBATION" on it.

    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Sex toy sales, deals, and promos

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    Epiphora-approved porn

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Tantus

Tantus is a sex toy manufacturer best known for its 100% silicone dildos and butt plugs. I love a lot of their stuff, including the Cush O2, Echo, Ryder, and Magma. Their tiny dildos are adorable and they have an incredible closeout section. Cheap cheap cheap silicone toys!

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Review: Jellyfish 2.0 + Magma

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Sex toy news: thrustin’, suckin’, and lube dispensin’

January 10, 2018
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March 27, 2017
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
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Review: Tiny Dildos

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Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2015

December 31, 2015
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Sex toy news: scented vibrators and remote-controlled underwear

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Sex toy news: clicky buttons and vibrating anal beads

June 18, 2015
REJOICE, because Fun Factory is retiring their G4 line of vibrators in favor of G5. The G5s, which come in classic designs...
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Sex toy news: crowdsourced vibration patterns and a heavy-duty Doxy

April 27, 2015
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Sex toy news: uncut dildos and a rechargeable Hitachi

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Sex toy news: vibrating orbs and pony tail butt plugs

October 14, 2013
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Sex toy news: ceramic dildos and moustache-shaped vibrators

July 29, 2013
The PVC James Deen dildo was found to be 61% phthalates. Doc Johnson responded with some jibberish. ANME happened and...
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Sex toy news: silicone paddles and self-lubricating vibrators

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