Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
Tantus
Tantus is a sex toy manufacturer best known for its 100% silicone dildos and butt plugs. I love a lot of their stuff, including the Cush O2, Echo, Ryder, and Magma. Their tiny dildos are adorable and they have an incredible closeout section. Cheap cheap cheap silicone toys!
Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog....
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
How often do you masturbate? You have quite a collection of toys; do you end up using most of them?...
Tomorrow marks the one-year anniversary of this here blog, so of course, I wanted to give out some presents! I...
Oh snap, my friends! This week is my 3-year blogging anniversary, and I’ve hit 200 reviews written! I wrote 35 reviews...
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
It’s almost 2012, so you (maybe) know what that means — it’s time for me to list my top and...
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...
What a year 2015 was! I showed my face on the internet and subsequently used it to prank all of you....
If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,...
I’ve never been a big participator in St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t go out and get wasted on Irish Car...
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
I think I can call this a legit collection now. Back in April, after jealously ogling everyone’s photos of the...
With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess....