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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

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    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

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    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

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    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

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    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

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    Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

    A basket of fruit and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, yam, corn, bunch of bananas) in the grass, on top of a tea towel with the word "MASTURBATION" on it.

    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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All posts tagged “vibrators.” Usually, reviews of vibrators. So there’s a lot here, because my life has been dedicated to vibrators.

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LELO Ina rechargeable vibrator, on top of the "naked people puzzle," as my family calls it
Sex Toy ReviewsVibrators

Review: Ina

June 14, 2010
The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love it; others vehemently bemoan its incompatibility with their...
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Jimmyjane Form 6 vibrator
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Review: Form 6

June 8, 2010
I’ve been dreading writing this review. I’ve been putting it off. I’ve been typing and deleting, trying to form sentences...
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California Exotics Turbo Glider
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Love letter to the Turbo Glider

May 31, 2010
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
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The fatal flaw of the Jimmyjane Form 2

May 4, 2010
The Jimmyjane Form 2 was so close to perfect. Until it wasn’t anymore. I started noticing, while using the Form...
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Thanks for the mansplanation, but I greatly prefer my vibrator

April 29, 2010
I was recently watching a video about the hymen made by Kara Sutra, in which she recommended HealthyStrokes.com for its...
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Review: Turn Me On Vibrating Panties

April 20, 2010
Sometimes, even almighty sex toy reviewers make dumb mistakes. I made a huge one when I saw the Booty Parlor...
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Review: Beyond 1

April 16, 2010
How do you improve on a truly fantastic G-spot dildo? Duh, you make it vibrate! Vibrations make everything infinitely better,...
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Review: Bnaughty Unleashed

April 12, 2010
It’s okay. You can be wary of the Bswish Bnaughty Unleashed. I was too. And sadly, having tried it now,...
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Review: Fairy Mini Wireless

April 8, 2010
It’s been a little while since I crowned the Fairy Mini Mini better than the Hitachi in almost every way,...
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Watch battery bullets can suck it

April 6, 2010
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...
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Cherry-Scented Vibro Dong
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Review: Cherry-Scented Vibro Dong

April 1, 2010
The 1st thing I noticed about the Cherry-Scented Vibro Dong was his alluring scent. OMG, it reminded me of cherry...
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Hell Yes: Woodvibes

March 30, 2010
It’s probably unfair for me to feature a sex toy line that doesn’t even exist, but seriously, these are the...
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Fun Factory Cobra Libre, looking like a funny car with a weird mouth, getting rained on by droplets of water.
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Hell Yes: Cobra Libre

March 7, 2010
I think Fun Factory is definitely onto something with the Cobra Libre. I’ve been wondering when someone would harness the...
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Guest Review: Eroscillator

March 4, 2010
I’m not surprised that my insanely extensive and enthusiastic review of the Eroscillator resulted in several of my readers lusting...
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Review: Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System

March 3, 2010
The Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System, made by the Sinclair Institute, is all about pomp and bravado. It has a...
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Joy Finger, a vibrator with a bandaid-colored human-like finger-shaped sleeve on the end.
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Um, No: “Joy” Finger

March 2, 2010
In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson. I...
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Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

Epiphora's Black Friday sex toy sales and deals!

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Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

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Thanks for the mansplanation, but I greatly prefer my vibrator

Hot Octopuss Queen Bee oscillating rechargeable vibrator on a yellow polka dot plate.

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