A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,...
Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
The Jollies / LuzArte Jollet: it looks so simple, but there is virtually no other dildo like it. And not just...
In many ways, the glory of the Spareparts Hardwear Joque lies in what it is not. It’s not a re-hashing...
I received the Luna Beads on a day near the end of the semester, a very cold day during which...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky...
I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the...
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