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Review: Comet II Wand

This toy causes some of the most profound, unforgiving G-spot stimulation I’ve ever experienced.

Jopen Key Comet II Wand (bottom) with Comet G Wand in the snow.
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Bloggers created a wave of hysteria following the release of the Jopen Key Comet G Wand.

“It effortlessly strokes the fuck out of my G-spot and makes me thank my lucky stars I was born with a vagina,” Girly Juice raved.

“I was 38 years old and found my G-spot for the first time in my life with the Key Comet and the blended orgasms I can get with it completely blow my mind,” Dizzygirl wrote.

I ranked it as the #1 sex toy I tried in 2013 and explained, “this is simply a toy that comes very, very, disturbingly close to usurping one of the greatest G-spot dildos of all time . . . [it’s] one of the best straight-up G-spot dildos I’ve used.” I also routinely get reader emails screaming about their love for it.

Being the bigwigs that they are, Jopen (owned by California Exotics) capitalized on the success and quickly churned out another: the Jopen Key Comet II Wand.  A rechargeable, vibrating version. The only design in the Key line to get a second generation. GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT.

Luckily for everyone, the Comet II is simultaneously a worthwhile choice for those who’ve yet to own a Comet Wand but not a necessary purchase for those who already do. And hey, I’ll take the opportunity to rave like a lunatic about this toy all over again. Because every time I use either of them, my G-spot loses its fucking mind right along with me.

Design changes between the Comets were kept to such a minimum that I had to keep editing the word “slightly” out of this paragraph. The two toys are nearly the same dimensions, but the Comet II is about 1/4 inch thinner where the silicone meets the handle. The silicone on the Comet II is greener and silkier, with a tiny bit more squish on the head. Speaking of the head, it’s slightly (oops) more pronounced on the II — there’s a deeper dip under it.

The Comet II has disposal markings1 on the back along with the two charging magnets (it charges via USB cord), but they can hardly be felt with a finger, much less my vagina. It comes with a crinkly black satin bag, but I don’t recommend storing it (or anything else) in there because my Comet II has developed2 some very faint dark staining on the silicone.

Jopen Key Comet II Wand (foreground) with Comet G Wand in the snow.

Because the new Comet is made with plastic instead of glass, it’s only 6.4 ounces in comparison to the original’s 9.2 — a difference of 2.8 ounces (or the weight of a can of french fried onions). This discrepancy is not as noticeable as you’d think. I like the glass handle on the original, which clinks under my fingernails like a piece of fine glassware, but my nuanced vagina can hardly feel the weight difference.

Finally, the silver Key emblem on the handle is now a button which revs up the beast. I was concerned this button would be too easy to press, resulting in jarring unwanted vibrations. But thankfully, it must be held for a good second to turn it on, and I never accidentally do that. HOWEVER! I hold it with my left hand. If you do the opposite, it’s possible your thumb might rest against the button.

The vibrations are strong but very buzzy, and there’s only one steady setting followed by six patterns. I feel favorably toward the very fast pulse, the low-then-high steady, and the one that’s trying to send the number 7 in morse code to my G-spot.

I’d never use this as a clitoral vibe; the shape is not made for that. And these vibrations have no subtlety — years ago I would have scoffed at the idea of them stirring pleasure in my G-spot. But I’m liking internal vibration more and more, when I’m in the right mood and have a strong clitoral vibe to pair with it. It adds an extra jolt that makes me sit up straighter, and I even like the strong phantom sensation of needing to pee that the vibrations cause.

But for many it could be overwhelming. What the Comet II needs most are lower steady vibration settings and rumblier vibrations. I’m only letting it get away with vibrations this buzzy and unrelenting because it is amazing even with the vibrations turned off. Sometimes more so.

Which, yeah. Let me reiterate. THE SHAPE IS INCREDIBLE. Seriously, I never want to remove this toy from my vagina. I kept having to go back and forth to test both Comets, yet still I’d procrastinate on removing one from my vag to insert the other. I literally did not want to go a few seconds without one inside of me.

And that extra bit of a dip under the head of the Comet II? It makes the G-spot stimulation even more acute. You are lucky you don’t have to watch me using this toy. I do such harsh things with it, like I’m trying to scoop my G-spot out of myself with all of my might. But it causes some of the most profound, unforgiving G-spot stimulation I’ve ever experienced.

I don’t advise buying the Comet II if you already have the first one, because most of the differences are minor. The vibrations can be an intense addition, but they are not the toy’s forte. The shape is.

If you’re deciding between the two versions, though? The original Comet is $75. The Comet II is $80. Yes, it literally takes that five dollar bill you were saving for a footlong sub to get vibrations. This laughable non-difference in price makes my job here much easier: get the Comet II if you don’t have one already. Just do it. I’m serious. Do it for the sake of your G-spot.

  1. What the fuck else do I call them? The trash can with an X through it and shit.
  2. I think, although I can’t be 100% sure it wasn’t there when I first opened it…

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  1. Thanks for the mention. I got the original Comet based on your review and it is truly as great as you say. I had never experienced G-spot stimulation before but the Comet found it easily the very first time I used it.

    I agree with you, the vibration on the Comet II isn’t anything truly exceptional but it does add a little something to an already awesome design.

  2. Nooo I already bought the original and when I bought it I was thinking “I really wish they had this…with vibrations.” Now my dream toy is out and I can’t justify buying the same toy with only added vibrations to my budget. boo.

  3. Вышедшее накануне крупное обновление операционной системы #Windows8.1 будет постепенно проникать на компьютеры пользователей посредством стандартной процедуры Windows Update. Между тем, владельцы ПК, предпочитающие самостоятельно принимать решение о необходимости установки того или иного апдейта, окажутся в незавидном положении.

    Оказывается, #Microsoft обязала всех без исключения пользователей Windows 8.1 инсталлировать Windows 8.1 Update. В противном случае они останутся без дальнейшей поддержки и обновлений. На раздумье дается всего один месяц, поскольку следующая порция апдейтов придется на май-месяц, и она не будет доставляться на компьютеры без Windows 8.1 Update. Данное ограничение, разумеется, не касается ПК на базе Windows 8, Windows 7 и Windows Vista.

    Впрочем, большинство все-таки с удовольствием установит апдейт для версии 8.1, поскольку в нем реализовано множество новых функций и улучшений. В частности, теперь пользователи могут вызывать панель задач даже при развернутом на весь экран приложении, а также фиксировать на ней Metro-программы без необходимости выходить в стартовое меню. Кроме того, сами Metro-приложения получили кнопки закрытия и сворачивания, что позволяет управлять соответствующими окнами мышью на экранах, не оснащенных сенсорными панелями.

    На стартовом экране наконец появились опции для быстрой перезагрузки или выключения машины, поисковая строка и другие возможности, упрощающие взаимодействия с устройством.

  4. Here’s the real question, though: is either of the Comets worth buying if you’re already a devotee to the Pure Wand? I’ve considered purchasing the Comet I in the past but held off because I thought it might be unnecessary (or get ignored) since I already love my Pure Wand more than I can express. Thoughts?

  5. This sounds fantastic! And $80 isn’t all that bad for such a luxury sought after vibrator. I’m going to have to save up for this one. Would you suggest waiting for them to come out with a revised edition of the II? Do you think they will? I think I would prefer a difference in vibration strengths.

  6. I have yet to get one of these and I think I need to get my hands on one of them. It sounds like the Jopen Key Comet II is the way to go as well. I had a couple of toys from their line I did not enjoy but I have heard great things about the Comet all the time.

  7. Now I feel torn. My first instinct says that the glass dildo will probably last longer than the vibrator because all motors die eventually, and as a collector I want sex toys that will last me well into my old age. However, now I am 100% convinced that I need at least ONE of these toys. Just to be safe, I will put both on my wishlist.

  8. I doubt they will release any other versions. I’m sure the way they see it, they made it vibrate and therefore micdrop. The other vibes in the line seem to have similar motors and similar shortcomings.

  9. I feel torn, too. I was just about to buy the Comet I. I like that it’s glass and it’s prettier than the II. But (apart from vibrations): silkier silicone. I want that. Decisions…

  10. Dang, it’s buzzy? So far the only Jopen I have is the VR6, which is pretty rumbly & strong. This new version of the Comet sounded interesting since it has vibrating patterns… Hmmm, and on sale at Pinkcherry for 20%!

  11. So… I got my Comet Wand II a few days ago, and today I had the chance to try it…HOLY SHIT. The urge to “pee” was there the moment I had the toy inside of me and

  12. I bought this when I realized I had enough money for a new vibrator, and after using only the Lelo Mia 2 for a year, and crappy clit vibrators before that, being a poor college student and all.

    Today, I had my first internal g-spot orgasm. I also squirted for the first time and I was really not prepared for that. I declare this an $80 well spent and I thank you for this review, since it convinced me to buy the toy.

    A++, overall.

  13. Ahhh! The dilemma! Do I get the pretty glass one or the one with the vibes for only $5 more?! The motor will die eventually, but the shape is also better? I don’t know what to choose! DX

  14. I just bought this little gem, thanks in large part to your review of the original Comet. I was in the store, quite overwhelmed by my options. I narrowed my choices to 3, and your review picked the Comet as the winner. This is the most expensive toy I’ve purchased to date, and it is worth every single penny. I started squirting about six years ago. During that time, I managed to squirt only once during solo play…and I had to work pretty hard for it. Enter the Comet II. I used it for the first time yesterday morning. Just a few minutes in and my sheets were soaked. I then turned on the vibration and had several amazing clitoral orgasms. I find that the different vibration patterns do vary somewhat in strength, which I like. I was tempted to call in sick to work so I could play all day! Thank you for writing the amazing and detailed review that convinced me to buy this product!!!!

  15. I finally coughed up the dough and bought this baby! I can’t wait!!! I have never had a G spot orgasm but I’ve come close. I blame it on lack of proper equipment. I only have a glass dildo that is tiny and doesn’t have enough reach for me to continue to thrust without my arm nearly falling off. Thank you so much for your reviews!

  16. I don’t know if you frown on thread necromancy, but these reviews…this is my favorite toy now. So many of the things you reviewed were things I already loved that I trusted you, and that was the right move!

    I am partly commenting because I haven’t seen anyone mention what is, for me, the most incredible part of this toy: I don’t have to thrust, or scoop, or ANYTHING, usually. At least for the first round or two, all I have to do is put it in and turn it on (and then go after my clit with something else). Actually, sometimes I forget to turn it on. Clenching and moving my hips does all the rest — pretty much the only insertable I have that I don’t need to actively do something with.

    Obviously that is going to vary by vag, but: people wondering why they should get this if they have a pure wand: because it will stay put! That draggy silicone doesn’t give me a distinct ‘grab’ feeling like Piph describes, but it does keep it from easily sloshing around inside me, and I think the rest of the shaping — the little ridges on either side of the bulb, the exact curve — help it nestle there too. It naturally seeks out my g-spot, and sits there feeling good at rest and GREAT every time I move. (Which means the actual orgasms, with my vag and hips going wild, are a feedback loop of epic proportions.)

    I am stupid about this toy. Besotted. I think about it during the day and get turned on. It’s ridiculously good. Desert island one-insertable-only good. Thank you, Epiphora, a thousand times for your blog, which has steered me to several great toys and one EARTH-SHATTERING one!

  17. No frowning here! It’s always great to hear success stories! I don’t think I move this toy much, either. Its shape is extreme enough that it does a lot of G-spotting inherently. Thank you for adding your techniques to the discussion, I’m sure it will help others!

  18. I’m a face-down masturbator, and it’s been really really tough to find a toy that works with me – unfortunately I’m also really reliant on g-spot stimulation and usually can’t come without it, which has tended to mean that I only have an orgasm during partnered sex. Which, like, isn’t the entire point of masturbation that you don’t need a partner? So frustrating.

    The Jopen Comet II was actually a game-changer for me. Because the curve is so assertive, I can insert it, turn it on (I also recommend the morse code setting!) and then masturbate as usual, moving it only with my hips. The downward curve of the handle can actually be pushed against a pillow for added movement. Awesome. Recommended. Mine also managed to hold a charge over a year once.

    One note of caution I want to highlight from Piph’s initial review – this is DEFINITELY not a sterilizable toy due to both that seam between the silicone and the handle plastic, and on mine I’ve actually managed to get sex goo UNDER THE BUTTON. (A partner with lubey fingers was trying to get ahold of it and the edges of the button tilted up and made a gap which of course then immediately managed to fil with Sliquid). I went ahead and took the button cap off to clean it – it’s held onto what looks like a silicone cover over the electronics with a spot of glue. So there is a protective layer between you and the electronics, but yeah, this is definitely a put-a-condom-on-to-share toy.

  19. I just got this toy for around 40€ on a black friday sale and I cant wait for it to arrive next week. :X

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