Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
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It’s not like I needed to read The Secrets of Great G-Spot Orgasms and Female Ejaculation. I discovered my G-spot three...
The shiny twisty swanky glass dildo giveaway has concluded, and I must say, it was a roaring success! Not only...
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
I mourned the death of sex toy company Jollies half a year ago, but it looks like we all might...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
It’s all fun and games until someone’s vag vibrates off. The Pop Tops Deluxe G-Spotter is my first ever Hitachi...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
A while back, I heard rumblings of some misogynistic fool named Jack Hutson emailing bloggers about his $47 blowjob ebook....
It’s been a long-ass time since my boyfriend was interested in a new toy for himself. But when he saw...
I don’t know how to say this in a way that is pleasant, but that’s okay — I’ve never really...
You want this dildo. First, as you can see, it’s gorgeous. It’s glimmery. It’s iridescent. It has an effingΒ Swarovski crystal...
February 3rd, 2011 Tonight I found one of my favorite male pornstars, Danny Wylde, on cam. When he saw my...
It’s almost 2012, so you (maybe) know what that means — it’s time for me to list my top and...
TheΒ JellyfishΒ is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...

















