I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
I’m so excited I can hardly sit still! This new blog, and my new Twitter, are working wonders for me....
In middle school, while others played wall ball, I taught myself basic HTML. I was one of the kids staying...
Passing the one-year mark on this blog has led me to think a lot about what I should change around...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
TODAY IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ DAY, PEEPS! The day I’ve been fantasizing about for months — nah, let’s round that up...
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at...
This is the 500th post on this here blog. I felt like it needed some sort of commemoration, so I...
There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite...
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
It seems insane to me, but in about a month, I will be graduating from college. It is terrifying and,...
So the Best Sex Toy Reviewers 2008 list came out. And I was ecstatic to find myself in spot #5....