There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a...
...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like...
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was...
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel...
I always wanted to be a writer. I wrote e.e. cummings quotes on...
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off...
If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks...
Kynan greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex...
So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion...
Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I...
Your body is not ready for The Final Member. More than once...
If you ever need proof of what a little shit I was...
Here are my standards for lube: You would think this would not...
