Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds,...
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I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex...
It doesn’t taste like beer. At all....
I received the Luna Beads on a day near the end of...
I always wanted to be a writer. I wrote e.e. cummings quotes on...
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years,...
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years...
Your body is not ready for The Final Member. More than once...
...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
If you ever need proof of what a little shit I was...
There’s a common piece of sex advice, an old sex educator adage...
What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready...
