If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks...
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet....
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick...
The year is 2013 AD. Yet, eyes closed and knowing nothing, I...
Kynan greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex...
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years,...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say,...
I interrupt your regularly-scheduled happiness to bring you perhaps the most innocuously-named...
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of...
I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever...
...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day,...
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no....
