The year is 2013 AD. Yet, eyes closed and knowing nothing, I...
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was...
This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable....
There’s a glimmer of recognition that crosses someone’s face when I ask,...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a...
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for...
Recently my partner admitted that, while fingering me, he wondered, is it...
I hate pink. Always have. Based on pure shudder-factor, my aversion to pink...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this...
Here are my standards for lube: You would think this would not...
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of...
7 sex bloggers were standing outside a glass blowing studio. We’d been waiting...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a...