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IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a...
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I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on...
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I can see through you, and I don’t like what I see....
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was...
It doesn’t taste like beer. At all....
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for...
I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all...
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