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In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am...
Whip out your genitals and prepare to get huge, y’all, because we’re...
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I can see through you, and I don’t like what I see....
I interrupt your regularly-scheduled happiness to bring you perhaps the most innocuously-named...
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If you ever need proof of what a little shit I was...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ....
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