What am I gonna do with you, Tristan Taormino? Really, if you keep making innovative and hot porn like this,...
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
The Impulse Kit Bunny Arouser looks like a joke: a plastic, slightly pointed pink bullet with a TPR bunny-shaped sleeve. It...
I’ve had the Tantus Echo on my wishlist for a long, long time, ever since it lost in my mental choice...
Accustomed as I am to receiving beautiful and high-quality sex toys in the mail, I usually do not feel my...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
In trying to articulate what makes much of Tristan Taormino’s porn so great, I’ve decided on this: she pushes her...
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
My history with butt plugs has not been especially eventful, nor has it been particularly blissful. My first plug was...
Eon McKai understands something about porn that many directors don’t: male porn stars can be more than disembodied penises. Of...
I hesitated in requesting Live In My Secrets. The trailer, which features relentless screams from the infamous “God Warrior” (“she’s...
I received the Luna Beads on a day near the end of the semester, a very cold day during which...
Tantus has long been known for its amazing pure silicone toys, but their new Alumina line of aluminum dildos is...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes...
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
Um, can Tristan Taormino make one of these per year until I die? I dare say she’s found the gold...
